I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
