what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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