My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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