Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm at about main and main street
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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