There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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