I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
