Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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