i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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