so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
pop tarts are not kleenex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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