cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
As shirtless as possible
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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