I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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