What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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