Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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