Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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