I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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