isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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