I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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