so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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