do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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