got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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