Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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