Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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