I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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