It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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