I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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