dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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