I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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