she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Randomize