We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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