real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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