Do you still have your period?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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