Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I wish i was in the wii world.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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