You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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