used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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