Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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