Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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