i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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