it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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