My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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