It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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