Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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