I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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