Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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