"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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