they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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