There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
