# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
