Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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