So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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