Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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