I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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